The stupidity of the massess never fails to amuse me. I was at TD Square waiting for the battery in my watch to be changed so I went to BoosterJuice to grab a smoothie while I waited. While waiting for my smoothie to be made, this guy (early 20's) goes up to the counter and says 'I hear you guys can make a drink to pass my pee test'... The girl behind the counter looks stunned and replies 'what?'... The idiot continues 'yeah, I have a drug test tomorrow and my buddy said you make a drink that will make me pass my pee test. I smoked some marijuana yesterday and I have a drug test this afternoon. What do you have that will make me pass the test?' The girl behind the counter giggles and grabs one of her coworkers that was making a turkey panini behind the counter... He replies 'we don't have anything that will guarantee you to pass a pee test, but the green matcha tea smoothie has a lot of anti-oxidants in it' The idiot says 'yeah, gimme one of those'...
Who needs TV when you can get great entertainment like that by mingling with the unwashed masses?
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
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